7 (slightly humourous) Signs You Might Have Sleep Apnea

Obstructive Sleep Apnea is a serious medical condition, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t have a little fun with it. Life is short… So here it is! 7 signs you might have sleep apnea. Enjoy! (Oh and if you’re looking for something a little more serious, check out my post on Sleep Apnea Symptoms)

In your best Jeff Foxworthy voice, you might have sleep apnea if…

  1. Your boss catches you for the third time this week with your face resting on your keyboard.
  2. Your sleeping partner threatens to smother you in your sleep if you don’t go see the doctor.
  3. Even the dog insists on wearing earplugs at night.7 Signs of Sleep Apnea
  4. Your morning dry mouth has sucked the moisture out of all living plants within a 20 foot radius.
  5. These guys call YOU cranky!
  6. You have difficulty focusing on the task at hand. Like writing a list of sleep apnea signs and then you
  7. You consistently wake to the feeling of someone playing the drums inside your head.

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